Red • Yellow • Purple • Blue • Green
On order form list item# & first 3 words of button.
R1 I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose
R2 I have abandoned the search for love and am now looking for good sex!
R3 9 out of 10 lions prefer christians
R4 If it's on the plate it's food. If it moves off the plate kill it & put it back on the plate
R5 I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
R6 If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously forgotten something
R7 Go lemmings go
R8 When in doubt improvise
R9 I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures
R10 Something wicked this way please
R11 Chaos, panic, disorder. My work here is done
R12 0 to Bitch in 3.5 seconds
R13 I'm not a bitch, I'm THE bitch and thats Ms Bitch to you
R14 You're the reason I'm medicated
R15 I Like Spike
R16 Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes
R17 Madness takes its tool. Please have exact change
R18 Damn right I'm good in bed. I can sleep for days
R19 If we are what we eat I'm cheap fast & easy
Y1 Mind like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states
Y2 I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
Y3 Death is but a doorway. Here let me hold that for you
Y4 Early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese
Y5 I have pms. I have a gun. You were saying?
Y6 Insanity is my only means of relaxation
Y7 All men are animals, some just make better pets
Y8 Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your rest home
Y9 If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
Y10 It is as bad as you think, and they are out to get you
Y11 Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes
Y12 Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down
Y13 I do what the voices in my head tell me to do
Y14 There is no problem which can not be solved by the proper application of high explosives
P1 I intend to live forever. So far so good.
P2 No I dont' mind, that's why I failed obedience school
P3 I have a nice pair of eyes too!
P4 My goddess gave birth to your god
P5 I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them
P6 I'm so gothic I'm dead
P7 If a man speaks in a forest & there is no woman to hear him is he still wrong?
P8 Don't think of it as losing. Think of it as being beat by a girl
P9 Consciousness: that annoying time between naps
P10 Worship me like the Goddess I am
P11 When God created men she must have been drunk & horny
B1 Everyday I am forced to add another person to the list of people who have pissed me off
B2 If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
B3 Eagle may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines
B4 I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
B5 Hold my sword while I kiss your girlfriend
B6 Due to the present economic uncertainties the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice
B7 Sometimes I think I understand everything, them I regain consciousness
B8 You're just jealous that the voices talk to me
B9 Buy me another beer, you're still ugly
B10 I'm not drunk, I'm just naturally a loud friendly clumsy person
B11 Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
B12 When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
B13 I have the body of a god. Unfortunatly it's Budda
B14 My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone
G1 I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out
G2 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila floor
G3 Your village called, their idiot is missing
G4 Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup
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